Joke>Have you ever written to a company complimenting their product?

I'm writing to you to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the best.In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother in law 's house , i spilled some red wine of my new blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and i had a lot of her blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent but with out success. On my way home i stopped and got a jug of liquid Tide and all the stains came out . So well that the DNA test were negative! Thank you once again for a great product. Now I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.